Poor villain,all you want to do is take over the world,hurt people,destroy things and people just laugh at your name...what is this world coming too...woodcock...he said Woodcock...HAAAAAA-haaaaaaaaaa-HAAAA!
Now you know the deep-seated pain that has driven American Woodcock to evil...see there? Complex characters! Ambiguous morality! All this and... "woodcock!" *snicker*
